I will never be able to figure out why wealthy celebrities get regularly busted for DUI/DWI. This isn’t Joe Normalguy who gets blitzed but still needs to get his car home somehow to get to his day job. It’s a terrible idea, but you can put the dots together on the (drunk)decision-making process that leads to some…

CHOO-CHOO! AVC’S GOT THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HATE TRAIN REPAIRED AND RAISIN’ STEAM AND PULLING INTO THE STATION AGAIN! ALL ABOARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. THE DINING CAR IS SERVING A METRIC SHITTON OF TAYLOR SWIFT PRESS RELEASES WITH A SIDE OF SHITTY REALITY TV NO ONE WATCHES.

They transformed Patrick Stewart into J. K. Simmons.

HF is the scariest shit I’ve ever been around. Post-doc I went to grad school with said they kept a bone saw in their lab near the HF. If enough spilled on your hand, for example, it travels up the bone, releasing Ca2+, and you’re dead without quick intervention. Bone saw would stop it, but in a terribly horrifying…

“But for an entertainment news web site, it’s a bit Thought Police-y to say interviews like these shouldn’t be covered whatsoever.”

I don’t know. The press about it at the time was legit ARMIE HAMMER IS A CANNIBAL. I had to actually look to find that they were just talking about some sex talk, and the way all the articles were written were definitely done in a way to obfuscate that it was just talk and not action. Combine that with vague talk of…

The chromed plastic strips on modern cars looks like crap anyways. This is not chrome:

Which was so weird to me that that’s the thing that got traction. I have to agree with him that it’s ridiculous that anyone believed that he was an actual cannibal. So he had a weird sex conversation—you can’t take those literally. WHO HASN’T HAD A WEIRD SEX CONVERSATION. lol  Meanwhile he’s accused of emotional abuse…

Yeah, rehabilitation is bad! Once people admit to doing bad things, they should never do anything again! They should just become online accountants, and never leave their homes, ever!

Another class action suit where the plaintiffs get next to nothing (if 3 of you group together, you can buy a single one day park ticket with enough left over for a Mickey ice cream bar), the corporation accepts a slap on the wrist ($9.5M is about an hour’s revenue for Disney), and the lawyers get millions. Yay?

Everytime you have a good take, necgray I think back to times like this where you’re lashing out randomly. I’ve noticed it for like a year now dude get help.

LA is great for oilmen’s museums. The Getty is pretty great too.

Maybe you are making a joke, but the Armand Hammer he is named after made his money in oil. He did buy some stock in Arm & Hammer as a joke, but the name is completely coincidental.

Knowing next to nothing about Gillis I thought I was about to listen to a straight up white supremacist after reading this article. He just seemed like a low-grade bro dude.

They’re a bunch of pearl-clutching dorks upset that Shane Gillis, who they thought they successfully cancelled, is now bigger and more successful than any of these failed writers or their favorite bland comedians.

No, the AV Club has its priorities straight. The most important topics in entertainment are: (1) Shane Gillis, (2) Bowen Yang, (3) end of list.

Did Shane Gillis run over the AV Club’s dog or something? This is just pathetic.

I’m not a big Gillis fan, but this is unfair to Sean. His questions were fine. I think you let your personal dislike of Gillis bias you too much here. 

You want some insight? You’re making me soft. Really soft.

This is fantastic news for a Sony not-Spidey universe Turner D. Century motion picture. If they make nickle ticket prices it could be the greatest loss-leader promotion of this century!