I didn’t even watch the show, and even I was pissed off at that. Absolutely no reason to do it other than wave about the fact that, what, they got to view a reviewer screener before the ep was dropped? Or are they really just that goddamn solipsistic?

I can’t believe you just mansplained getting high and watching TV.

I can’t believe you just mansplained cocaine sex!

And add “spoilers in the headline” too!

William Shatner doing a spoken word version of ‘Laid’.

And the fucking a-bet-each-way snark designed to piss off/appeal to everyone (“We all know Tom Hanks fans are the worst - haha, just kidding, Hanksians - or are we?”) can piss off. 

They Might Be Giants’ “Birdhouse in Your Soul”

Please, please, please stop the ragebait headlines and articles. I miss this place making me feel optimistic about film, TV and music, rather than the constant misery that the Newswire serves up.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive - “You Ain’t Seen Nothin Yet”

Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

I’d love either “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” or “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” by Warren Zevon

Hear me out: “Beer Barrel Polka” by various but probably most well known from Frankie Yankovic and his Yanks. I don’t think y’all have ever done a polka, could be a fun challenge! 

‘Avant Gardener’ - Courtney Barnett

I am so excited to have A.V. Undercover back and am delighted by the new direction of the site. Good job, Josh. 

“Jonathan Fisk” - Spoon
“Use It” or “Bleeding Heart Show” - New Pornographers
“Prayer to God” - Shellac
“Stigmata Martyr” - Bauhaus
“Peek-A-Boo” - Siouxsie & The Banshees
“Destroy Everything You Touch” - Ladytron
“Stigmata” - Ministry
“Chicago” - Sufjan Stevens
“Angel of Death” - Slayer

Yeah he was asking for it in that skimpy little venue.

Obsession by Animotion

Also, the guy is just trying to do his job. I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have to keep restarting something that I’m getting paid to do because the people who are paying me are constantly fucking it up and causing me to deliver substandard product. 

“Automatic” - The Pointer Sisters
“Your Wildest Dreams” - The Moody Blues
“Holiday” - Weezer
“Time to Pretend” - MGMT
“Promises of Eternity” - Magnetic Fields
“Farmhouse” - Phish
“Miracle” - ICP

The Sausage Sweatshop, I have not been to that bar since I was in my 20s