You know how in some dystopian media there will be rules for things that seem problematic, but they say it in a sweet and friendly way? That’s this.

Yay!  Shitty one sided articles for clicks!

But how would Jalopnik shit on Tesla today?

Man, it’s like a snake eating its own tail.

“Average repair costs were $5,552 for Teslas, $4,474 for non-Tesla EVs and $4,205 for combustion vehicles in the quarter, the data shows.”

EVs are disposable vehicles at best, just like smartphones and most other appliances that people don’t get ‘fixed,’but replaced / upgraded. They will always come to a certain point, at which either repairing them is far too expensive, laborious or near impossible

But is there the Toxic Masculinity that typifies all of that hack Scorsese’s work?

I wish the avclub would have leaned into the bit and have that Ray Greene guy review this.

It’s not just Molly that had money, it was every Osage. Osage County was per capita the wealthiest in America at the time. Like, abandoning cars on the side of the road when they ran out of gas rich. This created insane jealousy among white people. The Osage each had a share of the oil royalties from their land, but…

“Kyra Sedgwick, it ain’t.”

But will it have the cultural relevance of Ant-Man: Quantimania

The worst since yesterday.

I think it would be a much more productive to rank the Marvel movies in terms of cultural significance, from “incredibly” to “earth-shatteringly important.”

who?

They didn’t realize until yesterday that people who read this site like Scorsese and had to do the most explicit fanservice to avoid ruining their site more

Why rank all the films of a director who is doomed to obscurity?

I don’t care that much about the rankings, but this is the worst headline title I’ve read recently lol

Do they have absolutely no staff writers? They certainly have a handful of regulars that keep showing up here, but I guess they could all be stringers getting paid by the article.

This pairs really well with yesterdays Martin Scorsese is a hack, change our mind article.  I know I said this place isn't a hive mind, but can we not look like Golum shifting personalities please?

really makes me curious if that hit piece yesterday was editorially mandated for hate-clicks or if the writer pitched it. either way, i’ve never been a ‘this website is dead maaaaan’ type, but after that, this website is dead man.