Pink and Nate Ruess were so, so good. OMG.

Robin Thicke and Chicago was such an...odd collaboration.

Is that Keith Urban with a Goo Goo Dolls haircut? What is going on here?

I've been a card carrying member of the Beyhive for the last 7 years (disclaimer necessary for what's to follow).

Am I cynical for thinking that Madonna brought this son in particular to quell last weeks fire? I don't like that woman.

I love Beyonce but I so much prefer her fierce Survivor/Single Ladies to Drunk In Love. And Jay-Z has no dance moves at all apparently. And when did LL have a hit again?

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

Awww sheeiiiittttttttt *fans herself*

Helllooooo

As a Jew, I can tell you... Christmas can defend itself, Fox.

Hanukkah could use a hand, though. Our Latkes are long overrun with shitty Christmas music and bringing trees in the house.

Probably best not to tell her he was Turkish Greek. It might hurt her pretty little blonde head.

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

“Do you want to see it?”

Another obvious example of the patriarchy in action, said some idiot making a terrible joke (me).

Am I the only one who is really put off by the adultification/sexualization of Disney characters lately? Yes, the films do have a lot of troubling (often sexual) content — but I don't want to associate something I loved when I was three years old with giant dongs or "sexy costumes" or makeup lines or whatever.