aboynamedmike
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aboynamedmike

I mean, EA does yearly remasters of Madden and Fifa.

im just out here living my truth buddy 

so you’re saying all horses are space horses? whoa

HEY! If you got a problem with Canadian Gooses, then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

I for one think the videos are delightful, and the fact that they auto-play incessantly just adds to my euphoria. Well done, G/O Media! Keep providing us with quality content book-ended with the same 3 videos over and over again. You are doing the Lord’s work.

Redford seems to have hoisted us by our collective petard 

Where is the hoisting??

He’s going to write in Jaden Smith

8th grade?!? Go eat some avocado toast you entitled millennial 

Is he considering shredding himself?

Well, after seeing that the Rams traded Marcus Peters, you kind of suspected there was some tectonic shifting beginning to happen, but just didn’t know what, though I’ll guess the vibrations helped cured some of that ailing back problems.

And I don't think he even wants to leave. This whole thing reeks of ruse. 

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

That tweet with the white woman smugly cutting the dreads off a black man literally made me throw up in my mouth.

“The Division 2... offers both PvP and PvP”

Laser-focus on sports!

FUCK. Just, GODDAMNIT. The best regular season i have ever seen, the upsets, the Pat Mahomes beauty, the beautiful beautiful offenses, i felt like i was being beaten with a sledgehammer called NOT TODAY, KIDDO WE OLD SCHOOL PEOPLE STILL REIGN SUPREME. AWFUL. Trent Dilfer was probably masturbating furiously that entire

Pffft. The Vikings drafted Dimitrius Underwood in the First Round and he RAN AWAY after the first practice.