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A single that is a walk is known as a ‘swingle’.

The question said “Run for a first down”.  It didn’t say you had to have the ball. So, line up at WR or TE and run around until you can get in the way of a Dback.  Eventually they’ll bump into you and you’ll fall down.  Penalty, 10 yards (maybe 5) and probably automatic first down.  I’ll take my million in cash,

None of the Above.

High time one got burnt by a Christian.

That is frightening.

That’s really funny. Sorry, it can’t be fun chasing down Trump supporters’ challenges with math.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

*ahem* It’s "challenge” victims, thanks. 

Funny how easy it is for someone who brushed off two rape victims to express “tepid” remorse.

A couple months ago some dudes yelled the n-word at me from their car while I was walking in San Diego. There’s no part of this country that is free of racists.

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they

“Of course he didn’t know that would happen. We’re shocked that people think Bill Belichick could somehow see into the future.”

Cops: Who’s responsible for this?

I’m still convinced the Cubs winning the World Series ruptured the space-time continuum and now we’re stuck in this alternate timeline where Trump wins elections and the Browns win Super Bowls. 

It is nice to see professional players invest back into their community.

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

Came here to say this. I’m a designer at a company that sells auto accessories and I have to photoshop out the badges on cars and logos from interiors all the time for my job.

Everyone is going LOL FERRARI but that is exactly is what is going on here. He is using a Ferrari logo in what amounts to an advertisement for his shoes.

That last suggestion and the ensuing paragraph are just . . .