Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

Why is the FBI involved in illegal multi-state operations? I have no idea...

The FBI can do more than one thing at once. This is the same dumbass reasoning as “WHY ARE PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT TRUMP’S TWEETS, HE’S RUINING THE WORLD!!!”

I’m sort of disappointed in Primetime Sam Robers for having that take. He and Rosenberg have become quite the schills since they became WWE “contributors”.

“As great as those Spider-Man movies could be, they never showed the same dank, freaky, euphoric spark that Raimi had when he made Darkman.”

Depression is a son of a bitch, and the stigma doesn’t help. It took me years to actually tell somebody that I need help. For the longest time, I thought it was just the way I was and nothing could change it.

Doctor Who has one that I won’t name because it’s a surprise reveal very late in the episode. It’s also quite a twist on the concept.

Nate offhandedly referring to Ray as his “best friend” was a nice & earned moment. Their relationship is very sweet and while both can be annoying they sort of bring out the heroic, unselfish best in each other.

“Oh, the captain can close.”

When the AV Club inevitably does a list of “best bottle episodes,” I’m going to complain if this isn’t among them.

Mick typing his apparently brilliantly terrible sci-fi romance novel on a typewriter with the one finger hunt and peck method ... is weirdly perfect, as is that he kept the manuscript under a tight security protocol that included bear traps, safe-type encryption, and bank-type exploding blue dye.

That was Holiday Inn drunk lounge singer bad.

That was Holiday Inn lounge singer bad.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

Yes. Yes yes yes.

I kinda like Green Wing, but I ended up just scanning for the Sue White scenes and Statham scenes and only watching those.

And yet oddly David Arquette and Courtney Cox were both utterly lacking in charm in their actual comedies.

I’m less bothered by it as I took Karate classes as a 12 y/o and that wrist lock was a part of one of our early lessons in restraining holds.

thats not entirely true. He and Sara looked like they had a thing brewing before he blew himself up.

The sixth totem is the friends we made along the way.