Funny to think once upon a time the Prius didn’t offend the eyes like it does today.

“In proper reimagined-by-Singer style...”

My version would have 36" mudders standard, and fender flares that could double as above ground swimming pools.

Stop licking the stuff leaking from old batteries.

Them aliens already made contact. Unfortunately the first guy they ran into was driving a brand new Nissan Frontier. The aliens were like “Wait, that’s a new Frontier? Exactly the same as the one from like fifteen years ago?” Then they rolled their eyes and peaced out. Thanks a lot, Nissan. You made us all look like…

I like how they came up with a new name for UFOs that means exactly the same thing just to get away from the alien connotation. 

Obligatory:

At least 3

A rare instance of where the insurance industry is actually working in favour of consumers. The existence of the IIHS has me convinced that US-market mainstream cars are the world’s safest versions.

The IIHS tests are wonderful because they go past simple NHTSA type safety tests and go into other tests that typically result in claims. The insurers are wanting info with which to rate risks and they’re not opposed to it advancing safety as a byproduct.

Line them up nose to nose, border wall. Done. Detroit saved.

THE seat, not YOUR seat!

Gas, Grass, or Grasp.

Imagine the confusion for our friends in England seeing someone keeping their coffee in the boot.

https://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-Wheelmate-Steering-Attachable-Surface/product-reviews/B00E1D1GY6/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

Easy. The best cupholder mod is your passenger. How does it work, you ask? Simply extend your arm to the right then say the following phrase, “hold my beer”. It also works on non-beer beverages as well I’m told.

Between your legs. Only buy cold drinks to save your nuts in case of spillage.

This thing: