Five is right out.

For a 1-2" lift, your probably going to be just fine by letting the geometry of the other components fall wherever they do, due to the longer spring / increased droop. I’m betting the truck just gets an alignment, but no real unique parts to accomodate to the geometry change like new control arms or something to…

I like the four subwoofers, I can hear Dave Lombardo's double bass breaking Windows. Watch Mitsubishi name it the 3000kw GT.

People are going to go ahead and make their jokes, but 3 has stumped even kings for thousands of years.

Thanks. I think I’m coming down with something — I gotta PHEVer.

Toyota makes billions selling appliances, so we put a bunch of blenders on ours.

“Introducing the all new Mitsubishi Miragero PHEV4WUVR.”

Looks like it already has quite the fan base.

I mean, the answer, like everything with regards to the Force in all iterations of Star Wars going back to the original film, is simple:

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Won’t you think of the oil!

Also, I’d like to see one of those Chevy “real-life” customer commercials where tech’ed-up pickups are presented to a bunch of Houthis.

The most concerning thing is that it looks like Toyota is losing market share to Ford.

so we must #resist the narrative that Iran was involved.

Which is funny because most of the 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia... 

Ding ding ding. We have enough oil in our reserves and via shale oil that we need not kowtow to those butchers anymore.

Well mot really. KSA is probably the single biggest investor in US equity. KSA is probably the single biggest client for US hardware. KSA is one of the most reliable (if embarrassing, but that is nothing new....countries have interests, not friends) ally in the middle east. And KSA is probably the closest thing to a…

BTW this is being called as Saudi’s 9/11. Which is obviously clickbait (from Daily Beast and Vanity Fair) but also unsurprising if its veracity is proven.

To recap:

Conflicts aside, this thing is pretty bitchin

Cue the Denis Leary voice over “You want Super Duty? The only truck with high grade military steel. It’s not just tough pal, it’s Ford tough!”