Darnit. Just 27 more and he would’ve had a 747. Then he might’ve been alright.

“I predict there will be a lot of “more dollars than sense” comments following this story, but, it really wouldn’t be hard to have this much car get away from you”

In this dystopian future, Mad Max will be scrounging the wastlands looking for AA batteries with just a little juice left in them to power his electric motorcycle. Like a hobo picking through bins for a cigarette with just a luttle backy left.

You can pick up your free t-shirt.

GM’s system (and many other’s) is reactive. it scans accelerators thousands of times a second to firm/loosen the fluid to keep the travel at a desired speed. Reactive systems have to adapt to inputs and are only so smart.

Still waiting for the Leaping Lexus

Alligators with bear arms didn't work.  Fur got wet, crocodile tears, etc.

A more powerful weapon is, at this point, useless.

Bears. With alligators for arms.

- FDR to Tojo, July 1945

I think it’s just hyperbole. No matter what you think of him, Trump is a master of social media manipulation. Since the media arguably have given up their jobs as journalists and mostly just publishes tweets and reactions to tweets, Trump has figured out that he can say the most outrageous things (whether he believes…

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

“I’ll take it from here. Trust me. [whispers in your ear] ...hail Hydra.”

Tesseract confirmed.

They want the skies clear because this is the perfect opportunity for the Air Force to show off their captured UFO.

Stop encouraging people to swarm the place - the government is aware that the earth is flat - the true cover up is that the first edge is along that map line. For the protection of the people, we must keep people behind that line before the fall off the edge.

“The original Facebook joke said that “we can move faster than their bullets.” But I assure you, you can’t.”

While the site has a messy and complicated history, especially when it comes to nuclear weapons, it’s unlikely that the U.S. government holds aliens at Area 51.

The ones easy to hang onto.

Typical 5th century Italy, pushing their homosexual agenda on us 1600 years later...