I really hope someone reported the giant water tarantula just a few blocks over as well. 

The vehicle’s exterior was heavily calcified and was obviously in the water for a significant amount of time.

The alt-universe where like John McCain won in 2008 or something.

Driving a 2016 Saturn would be quite a thing.

I can only hope that Honda has enough racing heritage to take an Odyssey and modify it to put an permanent end to this crap.

Well, there is the van record, but they stripped the seats out before running.

I did the same thing, but I made electric car sounds so I also set a record, which your hot wheels car with ICE engine sounds cannot beat. 

I set a Nurburgring record for fastest siding a hot wheels car that I glued extra seats to around a hand drawn sketch of the track while making engine sounds with my mouth.

Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to announce my NEW WORLD RECORD making the most rapid circuit of my specific work commute, in my specific car (with the specific VIN number.) I expect awards and accolades to arrive post haste.

They have two rear facing tail gunner seats that take up the cargo area. 

“dooming myself to vehicular hell (which, in case you were wondering, is just an eternal road trip at 80 mph in a buzzy compact car in desperate need of an overdrive gear).”

Years and years of Tetanus exposure will do that to you.

The Jeep Family has obviously adopted a British child.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become beige.

Amazing effort on an absolute nightmare machine. Also, mega kudos on the steering wheel repair.

You Hand stitched the steering wheel! You sir are a mad man.

Sadly no info in the EXIF to show what sort of camera took these fine photos. Still, feels very appropriate for the era of car. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some Whitesnake to listen to.

Finally, I’m now a productive member of society. Thank you.