The ones easy to hang onto.

Kinda moves like a caterpillar.

Awesome idea. At the minimum it would mean that boring colors would be highly profitable for automakers. And at best it would force boring cheap buyers to buy something interesting. 

I wish they’d make gray and silver optional charges; they could still have blue and red as base colors which are acceptable to the straights, but make it an extra cost to have gray or silver and then fleet buyers will quietly drop it and we’ll have a step towards interesting cars again.

I know! There must be some research that is pushing every automaker toward megagrilles. Or they’re all just following Lexus, which I somehow doubt.

Yeah no. Those “awards” were kind of embarrassing. I know $kaycog is female but even that doesn’t really make that kind of thing ok these days.

COTD traffic nosedived when $kaycog quit awards.

I can only hope that Honda has enough racing heritage to take an Odyssey and modify it to put an permanent end to this crap.

Well, there is the van record, but they stripped the seats out before running.

I did the same thing, but I made electric car sounds so I also set a record, which your hot wheels car with ICE engine sounds cannot beat. 

I set a Nurburgring record for fastest siding a hot wheels car that I glued extra seats to around a hand drawn sketch of the track while making engine sounds with my mouth.

Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to announce my NEW WORLD RECORD making the most rapid circuit of my specific work commute, in my specific car (with the specific VIN number.) I expect awards and accolades to arrive post haste.

They have two rear facing tail gunner seats that take up the cargo area. 

“dooming myself to vehicular hell (which, in case you were wondering, is just an eternal road trip at 80 mph in a buzzy compact car in desperate need of an overdrive gear).”

Years and years of Tetanus exposure will do that to you.

The Jeep Family has obviously adopted a British child.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become beige.

You Hand stitched the steering wheel! You sir are a mad man.