Exactly, that’s the thing. I’m not holding a woman accountable if she’s married to a guy who picks his nose in public or some shit. I’m going to hold her accountable if her husband’s saying nazi shit. You’re married to a nazi, Cheryl, and that’s a choice.

Yes to Jennifer Gray. I was also sad when Shannon Miller got her nose done. I have a medium sized nose and can barely breathe due to allergies and deviated septum. I always wonder how those teeny little button nosed can even breathe properly. It just doesn’t look like enough airflow diameter to me.

A sidenote related to my ponderings about how dumb the show is.

Avenue 5 also unwatchable, as was Gad in it.

Josh Gad. One of the 5 most unwatchable actors we have.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Yeah, OK. I’m sure the heroin addict thinks that shooting up twice a day is simply “enhancing their life”.

I read the first book because all my friends were raving about the series and I thought I should check it out. It just didn’t do anything for me; it just felt like terribly generic fantasy bullshit, cribbing some notes from the Hero’s Journey. Granted, I was well past my teenage years when I did read it (and fantasy…

“Jordan takes some big swings, and while not everything connects…”

Perhaps, instead, consider seeking help from a mental health professional for your obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Note to brittle fanboys: “Ridley Scott has made some shitty movies” does not rebut anything he is saying here.

I took that last line to mean stop punching down on comedians. It was preceded by a story about a trans comedian who was his friend, who killed herself shortly after taking a lot of social media criticism for standing up for him.

I feel like Dave wants to make this into a culture war, not of trans vs cis, but of him vs his former fans.

Once in a life time is seeing the Aztec pyramids in person. Watching elephants graze on the plains of Africa. Walking the Great Wall. Watching the Northern Lights. Feeling the winds of the coldest place on earth. Sweating in the Amazon. Not...staying in a heavily branded version of one of those fantasy motel suites. 

I already had a warning signal blink when the show began diving into politics, but I just NOPE’d when it became about a dirtbag just stumbling upon the presidency. I don’t need to watch a fascist fantasy right now, and I certainly don’t want to.

Critics tend to be cold on musical adaptations, but audiences genuinely like them (hence why they keep getting made). They’re the kind of films where you kind of just have to roll with them, like you would if you were watching it on stage. 

If your going to troll me, you'll have to do better than that. Sigh.

The dress is a red herring. The hypocrisy is in spending the night playing grab-ass with millionaire celebs, thinking a photo-op dress exempts her from criticism.

Yup. And note that Lucy Liu was the one who actually used homophobic language.

If you hate someone due to their race or ethnicity then, guess what, you are absolutely a racist.  Enjoy your hypocrisy.