“Indiana Jones and the Cynical Pile of Cash We Can Get Mining Sentimental Fan Boy Shut-Ins To Death.”

The direct implication of this is that the last house election it totally illegitimate and the republican majority was completely fraudulent.

Hahaha. How would Amber Heard NOT go public with the name of her public record husband during a divorce?

Oh. I didn’t realize telling the truth was about making sure there was always some perfect fair tail fantasy ending where the bad people always get punished.

Are you implying that I think I’m better than you?

Hopefully it involves your autopsy.

Especially in our ageist youth obsessed culture. Even rich old people have to see the end coming.

You honestly think this is more viable than the infinitely cheaper terrestrial renewables?

Look. I love science fiction as much as the next guy. But we have to abandon these delusional wastes of resources and effort.

Man. It is so chicken shit to go with this “unnamed A-lister” bullshit. A cynical PR tactic clearly meant to do exactly what this article is doing: fuel jiucy speculation so that any and all A-Listers can be rumored to be “THE ONE.”

Can you add a subhead that spreads the disgust a little more equitably?

TLDR version: beloved thing people like is subject… something something something… pointless hot take… something… needed to shit out 1200 words …something… (loud shitting noises).

Well good thing no rap artists have ever murdered anyone or committed crimes otherwise someone might think their lyrics are based on life experiences.

Well judging by the lazy weakness of this article I guess ChatGPT has officially taken over the AVClub. The upside is at least an AI learns and improves

Oh for fuck sake. It so easy to manipulate reactionary lefties with weaponized outrage.

So in addition to getting oligarch money for his insanely stupid Twitter buy out which tied him to allowing disinformation and Russian troll farms back on the platform (Bots? What bots?), Musk now is essentially putting Twitter up to the highest fascist bidder.

“as King is a uniquely difficult author to accurately and compellingly translate to the big screen”

Yeah. I wouldn’t gloat too much. Fascists will always re-congeal into a unified toxic mass once they get power and can start victimizing a minority group.

What a grift.

Fuck you guys. Knock this shit off.