Look. I love science fiction as much as the next guy. But we have to abandon these delusional wastes of resources and effort.

Man. It is so chicken shit to go with this “unnamed A-lister” bullshit. A cynical PR tactic clearly meant to do exactly what this article is doing: fuel jiucy speculation so that any and all A-Listers can be rumored to be “THE ONE.”

Can you add a subhead that spreads the disgust a little more equitably?

TLDR version: beloved thing people like is subject… something something something… pointless hot take… something… needed to shit out 1200 words …something… (loud shitting noises).

Well good thing no rap artists have ever murdered anyone or committed crimes otherwise someone might think their lyrics are based on life experiences.

Well judging by the lazy weakness of this article I guess ChatGPT has officially taken over the AVClub. The upside is at least an AI learns and improves

Oh for fuck sake. It so easy to manipulate reactionary lefties with weaponized outrage.

So in addition to getting oligarch money for his insanely stupid Twitter buy out which tied him to allowing disinformation and Russian troll farms back on the platform (Bots? What bots?), Musk now is essentially putting Twitter up to the highest fascist bidder.

“as King is a uniquely difficult author to accurately and compellingly translate to the big screen”

Yeah. I wouldn’t gloat too much. Fascists will always re-congeal into a unified toxic mass once they get power and can start victimizing a minority group.

What a grift.

Fuck you guys. Knock this shit off. 

Exactly. Republicans, like all fascists, believe in magic.

The exact same cadre of civilization killing corruption exists with this grift as with Twitter. It’s funded by the same oligarch investors from Russia, Saudi Arabia and here. Musk is an investor.

What it does is spend tax payer money.

It must be shared how radically Gizmodo changed its tune on grifter Musk. Four years ago he was a worshipped messiah Rocketship daddy. He could do no wrong.

Nonsense. What Cruise has is a $30 million dollar a year PR team. As witnessed by the sudden burner accounts saying how awesome Cruise is. 

IOW Pegg is just another in the long line of parasites, sycophants and ass kissers trying to drain fame off of Cruise while willfully ignoring Cruise’ direct involvement in one of modern history’s largest on going organized criminal cults. A cult that is guilty of among many crimes extortion, kidnapping, murder and…

So every editorial about one specific subject has to reflect all other possible subjects and opinions on that subject?

Oh for fucks sake. In the screenplay he FUCKS HER.