Good Christ this site has gotten hard up for content. Was this written by some Markov filter bot? The sheer vapid inanity. Like a ninth grader restating a thesis sixty different times and then writing the end. Jesus.

They keep losing because of petulant cry babies who want magical unicorns and because of god damned voter suppression and the fact the most populated areas of the nation pull less weight than Bumfuckistan McNowhere. When they win it’s because they managed to scratch out some reality and hold back minority voter…

My poor honker has been broken so many times that it takes chemical weapons to breach my smell sense.

She is every bit as fucked in the head as that pile of shit she is married to. Like you said she married him long after his insane antivax views were well public. (I’m not sure why wives get a pass and not husbands, but. Whatevs.)

But not his years of insane antivax bullshit?

Bullshit framing. Inflammatory headline. I couldn’t finish this article. “It’s always democrats fault.” Enough of that bullshit

It only took them one year for “All Lives Matter” (after the cynical revelation that some people should die for corporate profit) and “Blue Lives Matter” (of course more cops died from covid than died in the line of duty getting shot or stabbed) to be whittled down to “Okay Only A few Lives Matter. Preferably Rich…

This show is the worst sort of fan boy pandering mush. Clearly another blind cash grab cynically mining nostalgia. Unoriginal. Baffling ill placed flashbacks. They take some of the most interesting set pieces and world building from the source material and turn it to empty pap. Apparently the sand people, gibbering…

As the possessor of roman emperor level schnoz descended from a long line a epic snoots I look down my nose at nose jobs. Big noses are sexy AF. The day Jennifer Grey got her beautiful bill sliced off was a tragedy for humanity. Whilst mine has gotten broken a couple of three times (big nose + boxing = target) and is…

I told you so.

When I lived lakefront rats floated or swam up the toilet at least once month during rainy months. At least.

Josh Gad? Is he some rich guys kid or something? How the fuck does that unfunny cretin keep getting starring roles. He’s fucking terrible. For years I though he was David Cross in a fat suit attempting an Andy Kaufman prank on everyone.

Adam is gong to just be a random crazy cannibal serial killer stalker obsessed with the plane crash and has some secret inside knowledge of the cult of the rune they found. Because as we know according to film and TV 20% of the population are serial killers or cannibals.

Nah. It’s a little overrated. There are some great things about it, chiefly the creative cinematography, sound track and some good performances. But it’s really needlessly cynical and predictable. 

It will turn out that Wednesday Adams somehow rigged it. Because she is a malevolent crazy person the show needs to create artificial ongoing drama. Along with all the other malevolent crazy characters that somehow all ended up a crashed plane together.

As predicted Juliette Lewis is ruining this show. The whole age thing doesn’t add up, first of all. But whatever. It’s that her “acting” is the same in every single appearance: Be the unstable drug addict crazy wild eyed bitch that mumbles or incoherently shouts her lines.

In a just world the prosecutor should be sued out of existence. But we don’t live in that world we live in a world with almost total police immunity. So all this empty anguish over the broken system is sheeps wool.

Oh come on. The answer is: every dime earned by her or her publisher from the publication and film rights of the book Lucky should go to the victim.

I dunno. Juliette Lewis is a deal killer for me. She’s a shitty creepy annoying actor. And she’s a fucking horrible person, a junkie, and god damned Scientologist. I just can’t.

Christ. I was half expecting you to tell me your PR’s and how many super-sets you do on leg day.