Obscenely expensive. 

Try to be a good person as often as possible. I don’t care if it’s raining nuclear assholes outside. 

It’s a game that ruins (or at the very least taints) friendships.

I say this as a person who has spent many years both in food service and supervising a high paced production facility:

“WRX engines blow immediately upon purchase”

I was hospitalized after going down a hill and falling off of a SKATEBOARD. My head needed staples. My left shoulder, elbow, hip, and knee had road rash. Lots of blood.

That Joker model looks like the guy I saw dressed as the Joker, unsuccessfully menacing people at a bus stop downtown circa 2010.

The Porsche fan in me likes to think that this was self-sabotage. “If we build a dud, we won’t have any blood on our hands.”

I’ve been called every slur associated with being Italian. I have never cared. 

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So do you only play CS:GO or what?

Tax the rich

I would love to hear more about your Porsche experiences. Wondering what didn’t fit about the Cayman, if you’ve since purchased a GT4.

I did get one in my WRX, but I wasn’t speeding. I know people say that kinda shit but I’m serious. It makes me wonder how many fast cars get pulled just because OBVIOUSLY they would be speeding, right?

I enjoyed Dredd for what it was, but I think maybe the helmet did a lot of the heavy lifting.

Dude looks like a beefy Karl Urban, which makes me think Karl Urban should play Kratos in something.

Sour Patch Watermelons > Everything else.

That’s maybe $1 overpriced 

*climbs McDonald’s with BK burger*