That tweet only proves how Colin wants to be viewed. It’s a brand decision to put that out there. One of the many reasons I can’t stand the dude. I can only imagine the struggle it was to work with the guy.

Listen to me, motherfucker.

Yeah, I can’t really explain it. But it all worked out so ???

When I last rented an apartment, it included a satellite garage around the corner. One morning I went to get into my car and a Jeep was parked in front of the garage, blocking me in. Usually I’d try to find the owner and ask them to move but this was in the city, and the owner of this vehicle could have been anyone.

Always crazy to see how far along games can be in development and still mot see release.

I just want to say how awesome I think the Switch Pro Controller is.

WHAT?! CAN’T YOU READ?!?! This is the internet, kid, where every interaction is a battle! Get thick skin or GTFO! *RANDOM GRUNTING NOISES*

“I play games with fucking pieces of shit every fucking day and DO YOU HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT?! NO! IT’S FINE! FUCK!”

Every time a new Overwatch character comes out, I think about getting back into the game but then I remember the toxic-ass community and just keep living my life. 

Really, Samsung? Grow up.

Buy used?

Kim, oh no.

This is awesome! 

You love to see it

Did you spend all that money on not-hearing-about-college?

“UGH. You’re telling me these lazy devs are reusing the same 3D modelling software from their last dev cycle? WHY AREN’T THEY CODING THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH?!?! smh This is why I pirate”

No rumble?

YOOOO. Where’s that Smash player that said he’d give out an hour of training for every retweet he got if Banjo was added to Smash?

As the husband of a very messy wife let me just say FUCK YES to the idea of living separately.

This is like when a genie grants your wish in the worst possible way