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My bad. I still think anything other than a spider-like enemy would have been more interesting. 

Don’t you have some algebra homework to do? 

Lol.

I thought the same thing! Dude feels villainous somehow. 

This looks very competent yet samey. Stars Wars by way of Uncharted?

Also... spiders?! There’s an entire bestiary to choose from!

There’s a reason Always Sunny is set in Philly.

Damn it. I really wanted to instakill you

I can’t be the only one who thought that was Cayde-6 for a second

This shit was repetitive after the third ship. Aside from the art style, I do not get the allure. I refunded it, something I rarely do.

Looks completely accidental. 

“unless everyone is going way, way too fast for the road conditions”

That second part of the clip with the back flip to wheelie... 

I didn’t know I needed motorcycle parkour until right now

Dude should be focusing on the safest car he can afford. Not trying to harsh any buzzes here but come on.

It may be. I’m just parroting a story I was told. 

Dude is 70. If he lives to finish these two books, I’ll eat my hat.

Sort of related:

The worst part about smart lights/plugs is trying to turn them on when someone is talking to you. You have to yell over them or interrupt them. 

No.