Every time a new Overwatch character comes out, I think about getting back into the game but then I remember the toxic-ass community and just keep living my life. 

Buy used?

Kim, oh no.

This is awesome! 

You love to see it

Did you spend all that money on not-hearing-about-college?

“UGH. You’re telling me these lazy devs are reusing the same 3D modelling software from their last dev cycle? WHY AREN’T THEY CODING THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH?!?! smh This is why I pirate”

No rumble?

YOOOO. Where’s that Smash player that said he’d give out an hour of training for every retweet he got if Banjo was added to Smash?

As the husband of a very messy wife let me just say FUCK YES to the idea of living separately.

This is like when a genie grants your wish in the worst possible way

My bad. I still think anything other than a spider-like enemy would have been more interesting. 

Don’t you have some algebra homework to do? 

Lol.

I thought the same thing! Dude feels villainous somehow. 

This looks very competent yet samey. Stars Wars by way of Uncharted?

Also... spiders?! There’s an entire bestiary to choose from!

There’s a reason Always Sunny is set in Philly.

Damn it. I really wanted to instakill you

I can’t be the only one who thought that was Cayde-6 for a second