This shit was repetitive after the third ship. Aside from the art style, I do not get the allure. I refunded it, something I rarely do.

Looks completely accidental. 

That second part of the clip with the back flip to wheelie... 

I didn’t know I needed motorcycle parkour until right now

Dude should be focusing on the safest car he can afford. Not trying to harsh any buzzes here but come on.

It may be. I’m just parroting a story I was told. 

Sort of related:

A JEEP?! THAT’S THE GOOD ONE?!

Out of the Me who have purchased a WRX, 100% were manual transmission.

Nah, dog.

I can’t even play this shit anymore because of how hyper violent and disgusting it has become.

I burned out pretty hard on Borderlands 2 and this just looks like more of that. 

This is awesome.

I met him once in Chicago during the Boom Boom Huck Jam tour. A female friend was hooking up with a member of cKy at the time, which is how I ended up with a VIP pass.

You’ve heard of time, right? How some people have more of it available to them than others?

I made those last 2 up

I’m betting mediocre af, but I’ve been wrong before.

Were most of these titles created by a bot? I mean just look at these gems:

This picture terrifies me. Give me SOMETHING to grab that will override that bitch (if necessary). Touch screen 100% does not count. 

I never thought I’d want to fuck Wario but here we are