I know it won't help how you feel, but 16 years is a hell of a good run for a dog. She obviously had a very good life.

"the convenient absence of slaves"

The weekends not even close to over yet…

If I were transgender the south is exactly the last place I would disappear to.

Very masculine to be so threatened by someone's preferred pronouns. I'm impressed.

Snowflake conservatives are very easily triggered.

Glad to hear she's OK. Figured she just ran away. As the parent of teenagers I can totally sympathize with what obnoxious self-absorbed pains-in-the-ass teenagers are. Get the hell over your juvenile drama.

Because expecting them to follow the same rules everyone else has too is plainly racist, yes.

I like these movies, but yeah, they are your typical CGI cartoon blockbusters, though a bit better than the average generic Hollywood action movie imo.

That's Trump you're thinking of.

Yeah, super-intelligent genetically modified talking apes I can buy, but an infrastructure with a moderately unrealistic extended lifespan? Please…

Yeah, but has a better ring than War for the Northern California of the Apes.

I'm a bomb-nostic myself…

One of my favorite movie endings of all time, there…

Hey, what's the big deal. I'm a heterosexual man without the physical act. I get the impression many of my fellow AV Clubbers can say the same…

That's some unusually tall hair there.

But JAY-Z admires the Jews for their control of the banks and their secret plans for world domination. That's what he really meant!

I'm more offended by the idea people pay money for such talentless lyric writing.

Yeah, I was just thinking those lyrics were sheer poetry.

I went to a family reunion at a farm thrown by my very hillbilly Wisconsin relatives and they had kegs of Spotted Cow along with the shotguns and ATVs.