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TVDW is the new TLDR “Too Video, Didn’t Watch” 

Thank you for not making this a slide show. My god do I hate slide shows. I deliberately read this article- even though it only slightly piqued my curiosity- specifically because it was NOT a slide show. The appreciation is real. The hate is strong.

Bacon and eggs.

For the love of god, stop with the videos...

Step 1: Grab goose by neck, directly behind head. Act deliberatively, like you would to grab a crayfish or a frog

The Wayback Machine first picked it up in 2014 for “Lightning Safety Awareness Week: June 22-28, 2014" and it doesn’t appear to have changed since; they haven’t even updated dead links.

That’s a great CallerId explanation!

Came to post just that.  Take the star.

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The distinction between the two is among the many things that the Simpsons taught me.

68F? 68F!

Also grew up in a PA Dutch family, and I still have my Nana’s handwritten bread stuffing recipe, which is exactly like yours. It’s written in Deutsch, so it also includes my mother’s translation on the back, because I know maybe three words of the dialect, and none of them would be of use in a recipe, unless things

Select adjectives carefully, and use them sparingly. Avoid the most banal variety at all costs: really, very, actually, quite, literally, ...”

I make a point, while running in the road ON THE LEFT, to wave at oncoming cars. People reflexively wave back (usually), and it’s nice confirmation that you have seen one another.

LOL (s)he doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!

What about the three sea shell method? 

Temperatures across the country were 4.2 degrees Fahrenheit (2.3 degrees Fahrenheit) higher than normal

I was expecting something like. Step 1) buy a windowless van 2) buy candy babies like 3)..

No worries, they already don’t like you