Or, do what I do... shave my head.

In winter, I eat a lot of people in other countries:

Google shows that the NWS of the small town of Wilmington, Ohio (in aan undated webpage whose style that looks like it was made 20+ years ago) says not to shower, bathe, or wash your hands (https://www.weather.gov/iln/lightningsafetyweek)

Volts don’t do squat to your heart (or the rest of you). Current (amperage) does all the damage, and the current is going to go to ground as fast as possible. That path will not be via your shower or tub unless there is, as I said above, a comedy of building code errors or you live in a REALLY old house/apartment.

I think this is one of those “Technically correct” things. It’s less of an issue in modern buildings and houses as during a lightning strike, the electricity finds the path of least resistance to the ground. Most modern buildings use the copper piping as this grounding conduit... which is a good thing. It’s only an…

That stuff is usually corn starch or cellulose (plant fibre) powder.  Either way... nothing to be worried about.

I had to explain this exact thing to my mom and aunts. They were accusing each other of sending spam. Once I explained callerID like this, they got it:

Jealousy and Envy are related complex emotions that stem from 2 different core emotions:

I came to post that... then came to post your response... take your star

Growing up in central and western PA, Pigs-in-a-blanket was ground meat (sausage or seasoned beef) wrapped in cabbage and boiled in a tomato based sauce. They were sold at every church picnic or fireman’s carnival.

I do my taxes every superb owl.  The timing is perfect and I don’t care about the teams that are playing.

If your non-stick pans are Teflon coated, you shouldn’t use paper towels on them.  Paper is wood pulp and they can scratch the surface.  Oil on a washcloth is the preferred method to preserve the pan’s coating.

You had me until gif and mischievous. Gif is like gift, but without the t. It doesn’t sound like peanut butter. Mischievous has an extra hidden syllable... like the British pronunciation of aluminum

PA Dutch here, gramma’s stuffing was homemade croutons with onion, celery, sage, pepper, and the diced/mashed gibblets (the meat from the neck and liver, heart, and other organs).  No sausage or eggs here, either.

Getting the “bird juices” in the stuffing is what makes stuffing superior in flavor and texture to dressing. The secret to food safety is to:

Just a slight correction, moving air doesn’t make your skin feel cooler, per se. It depends on the temperature difference between the air and your skin and relative humidity in the air vs how much you are seating. The “moving part” just increases the rate that it affects you.

But you’re both immortal and it is intelligent and knows where you are at all times. It will eventually make it across the ocean. What is long for us (days, weeks, months, years, decades...) is nothing to an immortal. At some point, you (and the snail) would outlive not only humanity, but the Earth, our sun, and even…

The lack of Titanium Sphere mentions kinda disappointed me. I was shocked that the origin was finally credited mostly properly as the RT Podcast. They even used their animation department to turn the conversation into a pretty funny short:

Most “generic” or store-brand items are made in the same machines/factory as the name brands. Some there are no difference other than the label/packaging. Some are first/last runs on the line, where the consistency of the ingredients aren’t as great. But they’re usually the same ingredients.