Is this a case where I, as a white man, would be allowed to punch a bitch? I know I’m never supposed to hit a woman, but this feels dangerously close to the line. Am I OK in wanting to “1-punch” her or am I still required to call up my girl or my sister and say “I gotta bitch here that needs 3 or 4 less teeth. Can you…

I’ve noticed a trend among my peers in the “white people aged 30-50" demographics: They think that letting other people have agency somehow decreases their own.

But Shoresy is usually the one with the bad ideas...

Didn’t Ray live on the first floor?  Just below Luka?

His real name is: Angus MacGyver.

I mean... where did she even find a barber with Kryptonite scissors to cut her hair?

This comment isn’t getting the love it deserves.

Sorry you got kinja’d, but I’ll reply to this one...

Again... I’m not sure where you got this “fair and equitable service” idea. Bars have not, nor will ever be that way. As the other commentor said “Ladies night” is one example. Hell, the bar I work at had “Jorts” night as a joke promotion and they stuck to it. If you wore jorts, you got discounted drinks. No jorts, no…

Can Confirm

You are falling prey to the “Survivor’s Fallacy”... only in this case, it could be called the “Deceased Fallacy”. You are drawing inferences from a specific sub-group rather than the over-all rate/frequency and how it compares to that sub-group. Essentially, you are making a population comparison without a control…

Tell me where it says they have to serve people equally? If you’re an asshole, they can choose not to serve you. If you don’t meet their dress code, they can choose not to serve you. If you wave your money in the air and shout “Bartender! Bartender! Bartender!” they can choose not to serve you. If you appear drunk,…

Church-goers.

It’s no different than saying “That S-O-B”. It’s not so much an abbreviation for convenience as it is a way to “swear without actually swearing”. G-D it, F-U, H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks, M-Fer, etc...

Translation (sentiment not literal as the phrasing doesn’t translate literally to english)

But do you think Trump ever goes to the store himself? He’s got people for that.

Except that one of the superiors (that was convicted) he reported it to *WAS* the man in charge of the cops at the time. Due to piss-poor business set-up at PSU, the VP of Business was the de facto police chief of the University Park Police Department (which, unlike most other universities, are actual L.E.O.s and not…

the critique of Paterno has always been that he should have called the fucking cops.

As a former bar manager, bar tender, bouncer, and bar back... the article is correct. Even if these women squeeze by you, the bartender knows where you were and will get to you in turn. Remember, they are sober. They’re probably the only ones in the entire place that is. This is their job. If they are serving the…