It’s about punishing giants... until you remember that they, by law, get to right it off on their taxes.  It will cost them nothing when it’s all said and done.

And breasts.

I do not. I don’t like to travel. I like sleeping in my bed. I occasionally take a few days off to unwind, but I work a job where there is no one to cover my responsibilities. If I take a week off, I come back to a week’s worth of backlog in addition to the work I need to get done.

No... they aren’t. They aren’t even close to contradictory. You’re just assuming false dichotomy. Example:

While others berate you, I’ll give you the solice of knowing you have at least one kindred spirit. I am not a fan of much in the way of Mediterranean food, be that Greek, Italian, Turkish, middle eastern or north African. There are absolutely something in each of those groupings that I will eat, but the general flavor…

Except that many people have. The record is nearly 23 minutes. Non-hyperventilating records are around 12 minutes. (source) Medical events are usually up to 6 minutes before permanent damage starts, but depending on the health and circumstances surrounding the patient, some have gone as long as 15 minutes and…

true and not true at the same time. While women are born with all the eggs they can ever produce, not all of the eggs they have will go through ovulation and not every ovulation produces one and only one egg. Some are left over once a women goes through menopause.

Men’s sperm drops in quality significantly as they age just like women. While women go through menopause and stop producing eggs entirely. Men’s sperm just get... ‘wonkier’ ... with age.

My parents did the same thing with me and a PB&J sandwich when I was around 4yrs old when I wouldn’t try it.

This. So much this.

During the NHL lockout in 04-05, I got to play a pick-up game that (unbeknownst to us) included Professional NHL Goon: Gino Odjick. He was a “3-4min per game who was basically only there to fight” type of player. I was a 6'4" 260 pound defensemen who had played briefly in the ECHL as an emergency call-up roster filler…

I prefer the EBDB

Well, colour me surprized that thou art still refuuting the naturalized methods of language evolution.

Be careful invoking Bret Favre.  Once you get him, it takes years of him retiring but not retiring only to retire again but not really yes really ok for real this time to get rid of him.

And most of that standardization came from a single book written by Ambrose Bierce in which he describes all the ‘grammatical errors’ that are his own personal pet peeves and not actually any sort of steadfast rules.

The best seltzer is a whiskey soda (preferably J.D.).

Adults go over the fence. Children go through the gate.

We evolved bitter tasting as a way to identify poisonous foods.

Hops were originally added to beer to preserve it. In these modern times, we have refrigeration and pasteurization so we no longer have to ruin perfectly good beer with bitter tasting flowers.

As the owner of my local bar often says, “No good story ever started with ‘No thanks.  I don’t want that free shot of tequila.’”