Naomi Campbell’s there, so is Diplo (why?), Beth Ditto, Bella Hadid, and Jacob Elordi (hot but mean)

I use Q-tips to dry out my ear canals after showering or swimming. I had “swimmer’s ear” multiple times as a kid. It is/was one of the most painful things that ever happened and as a side-effect of that, I have a compulsion to dry out my canals.

The WhoAreYou android app. You can use your contacts as a whitelist and send every other caller to a different voicemail that is the “*Doo doo doo* We’re sorry, but the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hang-up and try again.” on repeat.

You can argue that until you are blue in the face. You will still be wrong. You can argue 1 + 1 = 7. That’s your right as a human. No one is going to stop you... but you will still be wrong.

Why does he sound so pleased at the end when pointing out that she can’t get to school now?

Also not having your brain scrambled is good!

But what if it was a white girl who actually could rap?

No, they are very different things (allergy vs intolerance). One is an immune system response and can be deadly due to anaphylaxis or other histamine response. The other is a catch-all for irritations and other side effects in other body systems, and while I don’t mean to minimize the effects, are rarely…

I have warned several of my friends who were first time home shopping, “Buying a home without a Buyer’s Agent is like representing yourself in court. You’ve got an idiot as both your representative and your client”.  I had no idea the amount of paperwork I had to sign and all the different stuff that happens on…

That’s how the snake ends up eating its own tail, shitting out the tail, and then eating it again.

The studios are thinking “It’s easy to get idiots to give us their money”.

Runts, Sprees, or Sweet Tarts (all originals, none of that new-fangled chewy shit). I despise chewy candies as they get stuck in my teeth, but the sweet/sour hard candies are delicious.

Close. A “10 year suspended sentence” means that he gets put on probation and if he violates that probation, his 10 year sentence automatically starts. No trial. No credit for time that he spent on probation, No passing go. Just go directly to jail.

I’m in my 40s as well. In my teens and 20's I played upwards of 14 different instruments, was in multiple bands, etc...

Hey 26yr old me, 43yr old me wants to tell you that the vasectomy you shopped around for and ended up paying out of pocket so that you would never ever have kids... best decision you ever made.

One that I use too much (and I see you use in this article) is “just”. Just, as an adverb, offers no modification and is a filler word that adds nothing. You use it 4 times in the article. In all 4 cases, you can remove the word “just” and the sentence loses no context.

Sounds like he may be dyslexic. I read the same way. I don’t read from “left-to-right”, but instead I hop around sentences finding the important words and retroactively piece them together. I often write the same way. I always said it’s cause my brain moves faster than my eyes/hands when I read/write.

I’ll go out on a limb and say “If the facts piss you off, then maybe you have the issue.”

*checks his 2x SLI GeForce 1080ti’s*

Isn’t Green Lantern John Stewart’s sister Black Lightning Jefferson Pierce’s (ex)wife?