Runts, Sprees, or Sweet Tarts (all originals, none of that new-fangled chewy shit). I despise chewy candies as they get stuck in my teeth, but the sweet/sour hard candies are delicious.

Close. A “10 year suspended sentence” means that he gets put on probation and if he violates that probation, his 10 year sentence automatically starts. No trial. No credit for time that he spent on probation, No passing go. Just go directly to jail.

I’m in my 40s as well. In my teens and 20's I played upwards of 14 different instruments, was in multiple bands, etc...

Hey 26yr old me, 43yr old me wants to tell you that the vasectomy you shopped around for and ended up paying out of pocket so that you would never ever have kids... best decision you ever made.

One that I use too much (and I see you use in this article) is “just”. Just, as an adverb, offers no modification and is a filler word that adds nothing. You use it 4 times in the article. In all 4 cases, you can remove the word “just” and the sentence loses no context.

Sounds like he may be dyslexic. I read the same way. I don’t read from “left-to-right”, but instead I hop around sentences finding the important words and retroactively piece them together. I often write the same way. I always said it’s cause my brain moves faster than my eyes/hands when I read/write.

I’ll go out on a limb and say “If the facts piss you off, then maybe you have the issue.”

*checks his 2x SLI GeForce 1080ti’s*

Counterpoint: Stop wearing vest-jerseys as they look attrocious

White Claw is Four Loko after it went on drug fueled bender, got arrested, spent 2 years in prison where it repented and found Jesus, and now thinks it’s better than it really is.

I used to drive delivery for a national burrito chain. I can confirm this is the case. We a few regular customers that got this treatment. Emo couple that always ordered 2 green tea Snapples with their order? There was a fight to get them because they always gave you $30 on their $21 order. The sorority floor that…

The recipe looks tasty, but drop the tired “use organic because conventional produce is loaded with pesticides”. Organic uses pesticides, too. More than conventional. They use higher doses in more applications because the organic pesticides are less effective.

Just about any gov’t job, especially one that requires clearance of any type.

I didn’t look up the exact location, but I used to live in Allegheny County (i.e. “Pittsburgh”) during the previous re-assessment (not the last one done in 2012, but the one before that). It was a joke. You can look up taxes on any property at the county website and the “pink mansion” across Greentree Blvd from where…

you pay nearly $1000 per MONTH in real estate taxes??!! Jesus christ! That’s more than my mortgage.

Last time I was on a plane was 1992.  Miles are less than useless to me.  I’ll stick with my cashback card.

since you asked, The ratio of incoming “good to bad” over the last 3 months is 3 to 285 (according to the stats on my app). With the 3 being “my mom forgot and tried calling me twice before texting” and “Eye doctor calling to ask if I was still a customer after not having a visit in 3 years”.

Later in the trailer we see Maverick again, a helmet ring around his neck, indicating he’s wearing a fully pressurized suit. What is Maverick flying? There isn’t an airplane in the U.S. Navy that uses a space helmet like that.

While I understand the security behind 2FA (“something you know and something you have”), I’ll start enabling it when they stop demanding my phone number or installing an app that requires any permissions beside network.  Until then, every site gets a disposable email and a random password.

“How many strings, you ask? One for every kernel of corn on the cob”