1. Smash your iPhone with a hammer

Just stop calling them back. If they don’t leave a message, it’s not worth calling about.

While nice in theory, that really doesn’t help because they spoof numbers and use a different one each time.

Did you know that Jerome Bettis was from Detroit when he won Superbowl XL?

I see Ray and Nora leaving, either together or cause one dies. I also see 1 or 2 of Charlie, Constantine, and/or Nate leaving.

I agree with your sentiment, but what incentive does the NHL have to part ways with their money? At least with minor league baseball, that serves as a place to get MLB’s players trained. What does the NWHL offer the NHL in return for that money? “Good feels”, “karma”, and “being a generally decent human being” are…

This is the correctest of takes. Another poorly named penalty includes “Checking from behind” as the criteria for it is more than just “checking an opponent from behind”.

No. Not at all, however, you continuously try and move the goal posts and make the argument something else. Your argument was (and again, I quote):

It’s trivial to say... less trivial to do. Problem with “just filter the words” is that there are hundreds (if not thousands) of ways to spell the N-word. Sure, it’s trivial to filter the word “nigger”, but what about ‘nigga’? ‘n1gger’? ‘nigg3r’? etc...  You can’t just filter ‘n*gg*r’ because that will filter out…

No, word for word (from you):

You have some false narrative that penalties only exist because the acts they reference are common. This is categorically not true. I don’t know why you keep pushing that narrative when it’s been shown that it’s not true. Want some more examples:

There’s penalties for headbutting and hair-pulling, neither of which has been called in over a decade.  Just cause a rule exists for it doesn’t mean it’s common.

If the stick is up under your arm, it’s already a hook. The act of clamping down on it doesn’t change that.

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

Yup, I had already removed my post before you posted.

(removed because I was wrong) See DODJarDARR’s post for a more correct answer.

At the risk of being downvoted to hell (sorry, wrong site), their response isn’t entirely without merit. They do make a couple of good points:

I feel like Adam Ant wrote a song in the 80s about you.