1. Cheetos

Nah... we’ll take them up here in PA. The extra blue votes are absolutely welcome.

Iceman? North Star?

I use self-checkouts almost exclusively. The only time I need a human employee is one I try to buy air-duster for my computer or super glue to fix a broken cup or NyQuil cause I have a cold and have to have someone there verify that “Yes, I am, in fact, over the age of 18".

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Pump the breaks. You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on. What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

I think you meant “MXC”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil... I misread that :(

Because the only differences between my recipe and Gwens is that she uses onions, peppers, garlic, celery, cayenne pepper, and liquid smoke whereas I use them already pre-packaged in a salsa and hotsauce combo (a trick I got from Alton Brown and his chili recipe) which essentially is adding a bit of tomato to the…

Hey look! It’s another idiot that doesn’t understand how vaccinations work! He probably thinks that “water-proof watches” can handle any amount and depth of water, as well.

I’ve found that cooking any recipe with rice, the secret is to bring it back to a full boil after adding the rice, cover, and turn off the heat and walk away for 25-35 minutes. The residual head in the pot/water/burner will steam the rice perfectly and it will never burn or stick to the pan.

I’ve been making a dish I call “Cheater Jambalaya” for years:

It’s called “Heeling it”. When the puck was coming at him, he attempted to “one-time” it (shoot it without stopping the puck to control it). This takes a LOT of hand-eye co-ordination and, depending on the circumstances, can be nearly as hard as hitting a pitched baseball. In this case, his timing was off and his swat…

Pittsburgh: Send someone ahead with a folding chair to save the spot for you.

I will leave you alone about mayo as long as you stop trying to convince me that vinegar is edible in any form.

Are we sure this isn’t Hollywood’s astroturfing ploy to get a reboot of the “Nothing But Trouble” film franchise?

There is a third option: word play funny.

It’s clinically proven that the act of play makes steaks 40% more tasty.

What are you guys talking about? Growing up, I was taught that there were only 4 musical acts out of Canada: Rush, Celine Dion, Anne Murry, and The Arrogant Worms.

Is Melnyk trying to tank so he can move the team to Seattle? This could be Hollywood’s next big re-make/re-imagining: “Major League: Like the one with Charlie Sheen, but on ice in Canada”