That’s because you are thinking of it from a human perspective, rather than a Kryptonian point of view.  Kryptonians don’t skin their knees or get hurt when they’re kicked in the shins... so they can wear whatever they want as fashion, rather than function.

Or he is the Supreme Leader of Best Korea.

The rule of thumb for Yelp reviews: They should accurately reflect the dining experiences you have had in aggregate.

Someone needs to check up on the definition of “literally”. Let me help (hint: he’s using the second definition in his post):

I don’t think the Steelers can tag him next year. This is the second year they have tagged him. I’m pretty sure the CBA limits tags to 2 consecutive years.

Maybe we found the asshole who isn’t ok with children being shot by police, but also lives in the real world and understands that despite what the current Head Cheetoh in Charge thinks, arguments shouldn’t be won on who can yell the loudest.

I’m just here to say that in the picture at the top, Adam Silver looks more like a character Doug Jones would play in a Sci-Fi movie than a human commissioner of a sports league.

While the concept is neat, I cannot condone anything that encourages NBC to use their SkyCam.  While not utterly horrid in football, it is nauseating and down-right unwatchable when they force it on their NHL broadcasts.

Hops were added to preserve beer way back then. Today, we have modern preservation techniques, like pasteurization and refrigeration, so we no longer need to put excessive amounts of bitter tasting garbage in our beers.

The rule could easily be simplified to:

“Why your coach is a dick”

You’d think an ostensible news outlet would be interested—compelled, even—to provide coverage of ongoing protests being staged by athletes in the most popular sports league in the country, but who has time for journalistic matters when there are wheels to be greased.

Do you, though? Cause you then proceed to then comment and complain about all the things that aren’t to your liking because they are not targeted at your demographic.

Isn’t this just a form of synesthesia?

In 20 years, I don’t think any of my cars have had a functioning parking brake. Every year for inspection it gets replaced, regardless of the garage. Automatic or manual transmission... they never work... ever. 86 Mustang (5-speed manual), 87 Mustang (Automatic), 2001 Suzuki Swift (5-speed manual), 2004 Dodge Intrepid…

Being a middle-aged man, my balls are in danger of hanging out when I’m wearing pants.

My adjusted number was 81... that led to a 9" inseam. Let’s measure the shorts I have on now... 11.5" inseam...

Dear Wayne,

Sorry, The Pittsburgh image got removed. Trying it again:

I fully believe you, but that “1 digit in the zip” is likely irrelevant to E911 compliance. I GUARANTEE you that your address and the ‘industrial’ one are in different districts and are covered by different PSAPs. It’s most likely that the demarcation lines for the district/neighborhood aren’t commonly described ones,…