Nor Dagon: The Fish-God.

If I want a thin burger, I’ll go to McDonalds or Burger King. If I’m making it myself, that burger is going to be so thick that it will resemble a tuna-can.

I guess I’m weird. I purposefully put the wet ingredients on/next-to the bun so that they absorb into it and soften it up.

As opposed to the College of Central Florida (which is a real university, unlike the collective fever dream that is UCF).

See, the thing is, you don’t use a time machine to go back and kill Hitler because it will only make things worse. Hitler is what we got because someone already used the time machine to go back and kill Roger Jones: the worst dictator no one ever heard of because someone went back in time and killed him thereby…

Exactly what Dixie-Flatline said with an addemdum. It is the fastest way to get the best gear (and have plenty of healing, shields, and materials for building) if you are the last one standing, but it is also the fastest way to end the game and start a new one if you aren’t.

Meteorman, Blankman and Steel all came out before Spawn... but to be fair to Mr. Foxx, no one really talked about those movies at the time.

I was able to train my GSD’s to stop destroying their toys:

As a non-fan, but not necessarily a hater, of soccer, the diving does turn me off to watching the sport. I concede to all of your points and proffer a different solution:

Phil Coulson, Nick Fury. Both members of the Avengers in the MCU, neither with powers.

Zero. The answer is zero. I can have dozens of acquaintances, but zero friends.

Making a World Cup Fraud list without Poland is like going hunting without an accordion. -Stormin’ Norman Petchesky

I’ve been wearing the “Tiger Repelling Medallion” I bought for a bargain price of $60 from that old woman on the corner of Times Square. In the 12 years I’ve had it, not one tiger has attacked me. In fact, there hasn’t been a single tiger attack in all of Pennsylvania since I bought it. That’s how effective it is!

Start by selecting the proper gin. I prefer a darker gin, aged several years. Some people call it scotch, but in these modern times, that scotch chooses to identify as gin, so who are we to judge?

Vontez Burfict on skates.

You’re in the ballpark. The solution is definitely Megaman related

Corgis