How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Was anyone else really hoping her answer was something like “What is your mom”?

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Just knowing that the Pi can be counted to more than 3 decimals makes anyone smarter than 85% of the GOP.

Yes, white folks did vote him in. That’s the fucking problem. They looked at their POC neighbors and said, “Nope, the possibility of lower taxes and the chance to tarnish the legacy of our first black president is worth more than them.” The white Republicans (and Independents in Name Only) were going to align…

As a member of a demographic that has something to fear from Trump: here’s a better idea, how about YOU shut the fuck up? Do you not realize how insanely unhelpful your attitude is? You want to play ideological purity gatekeeper against people that share our goddamned ideology and want to help? How did that attitude…

Frankly there’s a lot of the left that needs to learn this. I have seen so much “oh if they abandon us for being jerks to them then they weren’t real allies anyway” and “I shouldn’t have to explain any of this to you and so will go off on you for not knowing and asking me about [cause/issue]” that it makes me want to…

And this is why trump was elected. This “jezebel/gawker holier than thou” attitude put forth by younger, hipster liberals. Not all white people are bad, and not all men are evil. By blanketing an entire race or gender as evil, you are literally making the same horrible mistakes that white people have made…

Keep that attitude up and see where it gets you in 4 more years. You’re part of the problem, whether you realize it or not. So on behalf of... oh wait, you dont care about my race or gender. Well either way, thanks for helping to elect donald trump. You’ve fucked us all. It’s incredible sad to watch the reactions…

You practically described my morning. I woke up at first light hoping that I’d turn on my phone and a miracle would have occured that somehow she had pulled it off. My husband was honestly trying to help when he tried to joke about other things and change the subject and say it’s only one man how much can it change.…

I suspect my father might have voted for Trump, but I don’t ever want to know. I don’t want him to tell me, I don’t want to ask, I don’t want to believe the man I grew up respecting could vote that way.

I’m a step away from that. Today I had someone search out my business page just to threaten me because I said they were a lovely person and a great example for our children after a profanity laced rant they posted on a friend page. I either have to stop interacting with anyone about this on fb or erase it.

That the last time a staff photo will be diverse for at least 4 years.

Spent most of this morning alternating between numb shock and crying so hard I started dry heaving. Many in my office were openly weeping as well. I feel like the country I love so much has rejected me and everything I stand for. Contemplated moving away. Threw myself into my work, and avoided all news media the same…

I particularly like the woman and the blonde dude on the left. I imagine their conversation:

I work in a federal office, so we have to comply by the Hatch Act. No politics in the office. But I’ve been crying on and off all day in my cubicle. I haven’t eaten today, or most of yesterday. I barely slept last night. I’m a wreck.

As a gay man who has felt marginalized by individuals and the system during this election, I want to thank you for continuing to support the cause. Fuck the bitter assholes who reamed you for supporting your voice and your beliefs. We all need to be on the same team, and demeaning and demoralizing someone for an…

Blame Mad Men and its polished argument for nostalgia.  

great start! if i could just have you recite the lord’s prayer from memory real quick, we can get you processed.