The bodies under the bus go bump bump, bump; bump ,bump, bump; bump, bump, bump; the Russian, snitch goes ack, ack, ack; all around the town.

If the people of our great country could only see how viciously and inaccurately my administration is covered by certain media!

I love Yoko for at least a couple of reasons I can think of instantly. First of all, she’s always been so fiercely herself. She gets an enormous amount of hate from people who seem to feel that because she doesn’t offer anything that they personally can relate to she is without value. She doesn’t appear to have ever…

My daughter dances on a competition dance team and so I have spent many a weekend watching routine after routine. This routine is shit. Not only is the choreography shit, the execution is shit. 0/10, would not watch again

“Where Have All the Children Gone?” is one of my favorite numbers too, Abby Lee. Powerful stuff.

Hillary needs to run for congress representing NY. We take the House in 2018 and make her Speaker THEN impeachment starts :P

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

All you have to do to say his name like he does is say “my cocaine.”

And let’s not let up. The town halls, the phone calls, they all helped. But they aren’t going to quit and neither should we. Everyone needs to put pressure on them and ask why they let Rubio slip that measure in in 2014 which gutted the high risk corridors. It’s the #1 reason the insurance companies are pulling out…

My mom lives in New Hampshire and she has this beautiful oak tree in her front yard. I paid a photographer to take pictures of it four times this year, winter, spring, summer and fall and then blow them up and frame them. They turned out amazing. She’s gonna freak when she sees them. I would post them here but…

The best gift is going to my sister-in-law: a gift certificate for a pedicure at a fancy nail place that she probably won’t appreciate. I don’t know why I bother trying, but I do. The gift that is most likely to be appreciated by the recipient is the Doctor Who Christmas sweater I got for one of my nephews (I have one…

My dog is the opposite. He not only understands presents, he expects his be wrapped and patiently waits his turn to open his gifts.

I contributed to Wes Anderson’s fundraising scheme in my partner’s name. Who knows? Maybe he’ll win the grand prize and not just get a t-shirt with a dog on it.

Same here. I’m distancing myself from anyone I know who voted for Trump, whether they are open about it or not. I’m not making a drama out of it, but I am just doing it where I can. I see no reason to throw good energy after bad, and to give my time to people who support all that Trump stands for.

You say that now, but wait until the Mormon Tabernacle Choir releases their next album.

if they want legs, can’t they just get these guys?

You get a modified FitBit, to make sure you’re maintaining a healthy amount of Basic behavior.

How about this Mr. & Ms. Spencer. Press release :