Trump pay your bills to the Piano Man!
Able Archer
ablemarcher
I will certainly turn to cannibalism, and I might not even wait until the Safeway is empty.
I thought Gary Busey had already done his work quota on behalf of Donald…
Eh, Ivanka’s most prominent effort was that lame childcare proposal (aka, that thing designed to let Ivanka write off her nannies 100%), and that... did not go well.
One day these “kids” will grow up too.
I can see it now...it will feature people like Hell’s Kitchen, where Gordon Ramsay clearly selects contestants that cannot cook for shit so he can berate them for sucking at cooking while on a cooking show.
“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”
Trump screwing people out of money means nothing to him because he’s never had to worry about it, but getting stiffed at this scale this literally ruins people’s lives.
one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…
Someone should sit there with an easel and say they are painting a portrait of him.
“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”
Absolutely. We want a President who shoots off the cuff in a sleep deprived delirium for maximum authenticity.
Somehow this was nicer than my initial thought of ‘shoot them in the face.’
What does it say about the country when most major polls have them in a dead heat. Fixed that for you.
But Al Jazeera has a Muslimy name. Clearly that means they’re terrorists.
I have a good friend who is like that. I love her and her husband, but I am seriously questioning their sanity. And I keep trying to figure out how to deprogram their children...
it makes me want to cry.
Do they include a nice tote bag with a sustaining membership? Maybe a travel mug that says, “Coffee + Milk = Abomination”?