I have read through this thread and I can honestly say that it has made me sad. This is partially because I recognize IN SOME SMALL WAY how you feel. I say some SMALL way because I too was extremely sad, very upset and pretty angry with the world after my heart attack and the treatment I received from some people who…

Ted Cruz doesn’t have balls. He has a cloaca.

My source tells me that Donald Trump threatened to buy out the Campbell Soup Company and bankrupt the company if Ted Cruz didn’t comply with his demands. Under threat of having 100% of his food supply cut off, he had to give in.

I still feel like Cruz humiliated Trump at the convention not the other way around. That was the reason Trump stole camera coverage from him because Cruz was shitting all over his convention.

Sho nuff it is. It’s slang for somebody attempting to be edgy by talking about Hitler being right or expressing a desire to burn crosses in somebody’s yard. Being edgy.

Ah, so you learned that one of Minecrafts oldest servers was being made unplayable by a huge number of players. So you decided to publish an article about it on one of the most popular gaming sites on the internet. Really?
Are you *trying* to kill it completely?

Congrats and good luck!

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

They act like cats who see a cucumber.

He pays him to advertise on CNN. I don’t care what they claim the money is for.

I mean, I didn’t ugly cry, but I misted up a few times. The cast is great, and I love weepy TV. Catharsis is good for you. Plus, Sterling K. Brown is awesome, I watched Army Wives for him. (Army Wives was better than it should have been a lot of the time, but it really set the bar for smarm. This Is Us is not even in…

I will admit that I cried when Milo V’s character cried finding out his wife was okay but they’d lost one little baby. At this point in the one hour I was determined that this would be my last time watching until the surprise end where I begrudgingly said, “Well, fine. I’ll watch. Whatever.”

I can totally see Trump telling Melania “quick go and do something philanthropic so you don’t look like a Stepford Wife.” Then shipping her off to a refugee camp where she stands there like a deer in the headlights while people hold cue-cards with speeches by Michelle Obama and Angelina Jolie mildly edited on them for…

I’m hoping for Juliette Lewis.

The worst part is that I would’ve said, “Ooh! Free pressure cooker!”

I’m not buying what you’re selling. Spare me the ‘maybe she was his first victim.’ Sure, it’s possible he was abusive and she ran away. We can all hope that’s true. (And unicorns are real and clouds are made of cotton candy. I mean, come on, she left like right before...)

Less immediate personal risk, I guess.

Proud scavenger here. Today is our day!

Do you teach classes on gas lighting cause you should. You’re amazing at it. The best. Truly amazing.

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