Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Or, also likely, he steam-ironed an “Amanda” patch on it?

Jesus......everything about his ensemble/look is just astonishing - from head to toe. Simply pairing the oversized glasses frames with the stripe-y beard would have been more than enough to amaze, but nope, he just kept going. It's like a DJ, mixed with the owner of a hipster bistro, mixed with a pornographer. And…

“Chris, I want...maybe need you to come with me to this.”
“No problem, honey.”
“This is going to be really hard to go through and you’re support has always carried me through hard times.”
“You know I’d do anything for you.”
“I know. And that’s why I’m going to ask, this is a big deal and there’s going to be a lot of…

...uh no - no he wouldn’t ....sigh - I’m not going into this again. I’m tired of arguing about this....I’m tired of hearing about it....can we please move on from the “If Sanders...” shtick. He is not in, he is not going to magically come riding to the far Left’s rescue. Done - finished.

His attorney apparently somehow failed to summarily dismiss every white person.

As the parent of a munchkin with pretty severe cognitive impairment, I 100% agree. I’m a nonviolent person but I have a strange Mama Bear urge to beat the shit out of this monster.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

Clinton’s people just responded by alerting Gohmenrt that if his hand is bigger than his face, he has cancer.

I’ve re-read the article like four times trying to determine if the headline is sarcastic and my knee-jerk-Hillary-defense-o-tron just needs to be recalibrated. Can’t tell if I’m just too fed up to detect good-natured cheekiness, or if it’s all just wishful thinking on my part.

I’m certain that every plan Trump has concocted in his spray tan-addled mind involves using nuclear weapons.

How many more times do you need her to explain herself? Is there anything she could say that would be a satisfactory response? Are you interested in hearing about things she wants to do as President, or are you of the mind that she absolutely can not get elected because what she’s done was so scandalous? Is there a…

“So I’m going to convene my top generals and give them a simple instruction, they will have 30 days to submit to the oval office a plan for soundly, and quickly defeating ISIS.”

I honestly don’t know why you keep doing this. This is not going to happen, but it couldn’t happen if they wanted it to. Hillary Clinton is not some wilting flower. That you even bring this up not only as a scenario, but the most likely one is bizarre, but it goes to the rest of your constant “concern” about…

Double standard? What double standard?

he spent a third of his time with Clinton on questions about her private email server