Love this article and video about the Lyft driver with the hula girl doll.

Did you meet my brother? Because this sounds like my brother.

Ok “Brock” is a piece of shit name to begin with.

Victorville? STORY CHECKS OUT.

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

Uncover the BSers by asking what caused the apocalypse in the book.

That is beautiful.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

Yeah, I did a double take when I saw that, too. I think the 9th circle of hell is *actually* a neverending U.S. presidential election between Trump and Trump.

Whatever you think of her choices to work for Fox News for as long as she did or her political views, good on Gretchen Carlson.

I am aware, but the president doesn’t have that power, and congress wouldn’t be likely to go along with it.

This dude commenting at 538 was like, “Hillary’s hair looks terrible! When will she release her health records?” And I was like...

It is the same with the damn medical shit!

Clinton: *gives speech carefully detailing Trump’s connections to alt.right white supremacists, Klan endorsements, winking at David Duke, retweeting “white genocide” guy, hiring the head of Breitbart, etc.*

Clinton: It’s great to be here in Ohio on this beautiful day with clear blue skies.

You as a man can’t relate to the idea that you might one day be raped? Oh, fella, if you only knew. Men are raped all the time. It’s not their fault and it’s just as painful, humiliating, and degrading.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

The song thing has been driving me crazy for months because I’m half certain that he’s using it as a big old middle finger to his supporters.

Donald Trump’s former hairdresser had some amusing things to say about his hair:

The song is the number one reason I give any credence to the theory that his whole campaign is one big fake trolly joke to get Hillary elected. I mean, I mostly don’t believe it, but that detail makes me consider it for a second.