DO YOU EVEN PRAISE, BRO?!

Yep, pretty much. I’m essentially roleplaying as an intergalactic photographer :)

Do they sound any more fun without a second player? No.

One of the more horrific abominations I’ve encountered. I left that planet immediately and marked it for mass extermination via orbital bombardment...I had to be sure.

I guess my pun was not very effective.

Stop projecting. I’m just speculating. You seem to know more about the game as it exists than I do.

Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

I’m speaking specifically of the new more powerful versions of consoles that are being released in 2017. A redesign is one thing, if they are adding more power, then they are changing the console.

and people have tested what you claim, it has no measurable effect on hyper armor.

Been playing since demon’s souls and I don’t buy your argument. Poise has worked the same for 3 games before this. Changing a mechanic that was so important previously deserves at least a mention in a developer trailer or walk through preview.

That looks so good... and then you notice the little nose piercing and it’s ruined!

A weird fucking comment deserves a weird response.

Yeah, people are over-reacting to an online poll, but I do feel anything up for consideration of “Best Game Ever” should be at least a few years old to give time to let the hype die down. I mean, if you did a poll of funniest movies ever in 2004 or 2005, Napoleon Dynamite probably would have won. Nowadays, not so much.

If there is one thing me and Big Boss have in common. I frequently show up to birthday parties covered in blood.

the sad part is that kidz bop actually go harder than this song

Christ, the obliviousness of ever actually referring to someone as “she/he” is really emphasized in the context of doing so on that page in particular.

@katixxia from twitter made a version for easy photoshopping - http://imgur.com/4HAlc64

My effort is here -

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.