OK, fine. But how was that only a 10-point win? (Don’t make me watch any more to find out.)

Is #MAGAbomber trending? Because it’s wonderful. And I’m too lazy to go look.

“Ready...SNAP!”

I was going to pedantically correct your use of “wit’s end” to “wits’ end,” but in this case, you had it right the first time.

I was going to pedantically correct your use of “wit’s end” to “wits’ end,” but in this case, you had it right the first time.

I was going to pedantically correct your use of “wit’s end” to “wits’ end,” but in this case, you had it right the…

This. Otherwise Novak would totally dismember Rafa.

Frisbee muscles are no joke.

Reading too hastily, I saw that headline as:

shits

Shoot, I could do the dank dung contest.

Yes, considering how they will limp into the season.

They should really grab the domain before...oh, never mind...

De-feet?

I can totally see how this administration could be mistaken for a potato farm. 

6. Holly Flax

You spelled “relations” wrong.

And Sosa will always taint 21 for me.

I’m awaiting the judgment on “judgement.”

I too have adopted this strategy at work, conserving my brainpower with Deadspin until such time as I unleash it during conference calls.

“Wazzzuuuuup!”