Hard to do without photos, no?

Between Fox, Sony, and WB...who is the first one to jump on this and think it's the "one reason" Guardians did so well.

This had better all be kids, because if you're over a certain age (you know who you are) every single one of those songs should have already been on your iPod. Every. Single. One.

"Can't help wondering why this is coming out a week after Halloween."

"Dominance and submission, you say? Well, you'd make an excellent manager, especially for our younger, female employees!"

I never liked the "Grey" system. It encourages homogenous discussions.

I was followed by io9 at one point, then said something the author of an article didn't agree with so I was unfollowed. I guess I said something witty enough after that and another i09 person followed me. It's basically being in high school all over again and being accepted by the "popular kids" for a few days.

Thank you. Will we be able to dismiss abusive comments like before too? And can we also go back to two column format?

It's like a Reddit circlejerk!

I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend (now my wife) at the Superdome, so I called the Saints organization to try and get field passes. After being transferred numerous times, I somehow got Mickey Loomis' number and explained to him how my girlfriend was a die-hard fan and how it would make her very happy…

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

Justice League (After) Dark... my mind merrily splashed around in the gutter contemplating the possibilities.

Uncle Ben and Iron Man kept this one afloat.

Funny enough, I commented with my wife after watching GotG: Star Lord's father is Yondu.

Yeah, I noticed that, but I don't necessarily think it's definitive. If Yondu is dad, it's unlikely that his henchmen know that since they all seemed to resent his relationship with Peter. He could well have told them that the "client" was someone else in order to justify rescuing his son from Earth. And his…

As a non-comics reader, I thought it was implied at the end of the film that his father was actually Yondu, until I read otherwise. Yondu's comment about "looking like an angel" and always calling Peter "son" sounded sort of hint-y.

And yet fiddling with myself is one of my most favorite activities. I'm afraid we find ourselves at an impasse, sirrah!

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.... FUCK YOU BOHEMIA.... JUST FUCKING UPDATE THE PC VERSION.... I don't give a shit if you are adding it to the PS4 the game is being slaughtered on Steam reviews.

I thought Dean Hall had abandoned the game?

"Northeast trash heap shitholes that decide to invade our generic city with a decent climate and agreeable economy. Fuck all of you."

Your city has an agreeable economy because those Northeast trash heap shitholes had to send their tax dollars to bail out the evil company that built your city after it shit the bed.