To be fair, Jezebel does suck balls.

Yeah! Keep that icky gay stuff away from Trek. The final frontier is for manly men, like my guy here:

Sorry, I was trying to keep it spoiler free so I'll get into the spoiler version here.

Twist: Batman and Superman prepare to face off. Suddenly, a mysterious woman flies down and jumps between them. "Stop!" she cries. "We'll work this out in the Supreme Court."

Truly, we are living in the darkest timeline.

They might not be given crab legs, but trust me no scholarship athletes are going to bed hungry unless they're too stupid to know how their food plan works.

this has to be the best tweet of the day

If you're going to get out of your car on a race track, you run the risk of getting hit.

and mean;

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

Stolen video format tries too hard.

They should have blown Harry Kim into space and replaced him with an alternate universe version of himself for the rest of the show.

Where's Fauxlivia? The alternate Fringe cast was pretty damn awesome.

Shift->Select. You can now select multiple games and add to category or hide! Thank you, Steam!

I still want battle mode specific maps. Block fort?

I might hate myself for it, but I'm totally gonna be cruising around in that silver arrow when the dlc comes out.

Totally agree. First it was Obamacare, now it's free-optional extra downloads for a video game that may or may not be only available in Japan. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??????????!

I'm just saying there isn't anything Halo about it that isn't already UT. You could have said if Doom and UT had a baby or UT and borderlands had a baby.

When hearing that an athlete using a massive amount of cocaine was implicating his daughter by proximity, Wayne's reaction was described as Fuhrious.

"Two affairs? Amateur" - Tiger Woods