Proud 1 of 15,076 in attendance to witness the reincarnation of these beauties live. Told a Mariners fan to take his whiny yupster cunt back to Seattle. Ate some superb helmet nachos. Nice evening.

The Cardinals suck because they moved away from the southside of Chicago and now I have to cheer for this shit-stain of a Cub organization. Fuck the Bears too.