The fuck wrong with you?

Well iant wanna say nothin' but now that you mention it...

While it’s NEVER a good time to have Donald fucking Trump as president, this particular time is just the goddamn WORST.

I go the Vaseline...

He’s diversifying his portfolio.

Woo chile!

He banged Ivanka. 

Um...I...uh....yeah....I got nothin

hahahahaha...so wicked, so brutal, so mischievous....but yea, tell your friend point well taken and it’s a sad one. Oh lawwwd.

Oof...

AND HERE IS WHERE I DIED! 

I bet the same motherfuckers who downplaying Quincy Jones are the ones who say that FKA_Twigs and The Weeknd are R&B.

X____X 

How many blonde white women (whose alimony and pensions are paid by Q) were defending him online? Asking for a friend...

Twitter needs to add some more context to it’s trending messages so I can:

Yep let's have 2 rapists running for office. I love to believe women only when it's convenient to me!

Biden is the personification of the DNC “leadership” vomiting up yet another candidate to throw yet another election to Trump.

Biden is a trainwreck ready to crash again.