Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.

Wait I think I’ve played this game:

I know I’m supposed to be grossed out by this. A decade ago, I would’ve been. But I’ve been so turned around on how great rats are that now I see that swarm and I can only see this:

These fuckers cannot and should not stop until there are saliva trails dangling between people’s lips.

Yeah I don’t blame corporations for doing this at all. The law says you can legally stuff a politician’s pockets with cash. Who wouldn’t do that? The problem is that the law allows it in the first place...

Yes.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

How so very very “I’m not racist, but”

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

The ESRB is a subsidiary of the ESA, a lobbyist group consisting of major video game publishers. So yes, the ESRB is part of the video game industry.

Fox & Friends?

Wow!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Are Rockstar games being delayed even news anymore? I just take their original target date, add 6-18 months, and there’s your real target date.

I haven’t seen the Kotaku censor fish in years. Holy shit.