So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”

Got it. Kneel for an anthem: “Don’t bother putting on my uniform”

Get DUIs, beat up women, kill people: “Welcome to the team, you have respected the squad and conducted yourself predictably.”
Get fucked.

Well. I was born in Fairfax, grew up in Fairfax County, went to high school in Alexandria, went to college in DMV, bought my first home in the DC suburbs, and live right now in the western DC suburbs. You are a clown.