Wine.

Your boyfriend is fucking hilarious.

Ugh, the excess of the rich.

So now I hate her and everyone attacking her.

My hypothesis that I hate everyone has yet to be disproven.

This reminds me of my mom's wedding to my stepfather...which I attended, as their flower girl, at age three. My stepdad included me from the moment he met me, and went on to adopt me a year after their wedding. It is heartwarming to see an ad featuring similar sentiments, and even more so to know the cultural…

Maybe I'm in a geek mood this morning but at first I thought this picture was about Starfleet uniforms.

I don't know how much I can trust a study that actually uses the phrase "cheerleader effect" in the abstract. I am picturing the people running this study drunkenly watching HIMYM and shouting "I can test that!"

We should all agree that any name that is just another word spelled backwards is ridiculous. On a funnier/sadder/tragic...er note, there were two kids that went through the school system my husband worked for name Lemonjello and Orangejello. Let me just separate those for you: Lemon-jello and Orange-jello.

Wait, we're now judging people for attempting to inspire someone with words used in a different, perhaps more meaningful context? I really need some guidance then—exactly what is the widely-accepted criteria for meaningfulness? Can we only use them if we are of the same race? Can we only win one for the gipper if…

In my freshman year of college, my best friend (who was and is absolutely gorgeous) came over to my dorm room and we were drinking heavily and doing what college girls do — watching Simpsons reruns and playing video games between drinks. She put down way more than I did and got extremely drunk, so I set my…

I'm gonna start calling all men shopping for groceries Maneaters.

It isn't news to me that men also need to eat, shit, bathe and clean. It IS news to me that you can copyright stupid portmanteaux - this could be the solution to my broke problem! Every time you use a Neomanteau* (tm) (c) I get a bit less broke!

Frankly any bro who would wear one of these shirts is doing us all a favor. It is a beacon that screams "Stay very very far away from me."

I know this is probably in gray, but ... People, replying to trolls only promotes them. Do not reply to trolls. It only gives them the attention for which they're so desperate.

As ever, step lightly through the grey folks

What can I say. When I hear them speaking in their most perfect Diane Chambers voices, telling us how they've never, ever, clutch-their-pearls-to-think-such-a-thing is-even-possible-from-their-pure/perfect-minds way, what's the point of arguing. I just "agree," tell them how amazing and incredible they are and move…

I hate it too. On the reg, I wear no makeup, t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes to work (hoodies are regular too as I'm a human Popsicle). And then randomly, I'll wear skinny jeans, knee high boots, a nice blouse, eyeliner and mascara, and even fill in my over-waxed eyebrows (THANKS, MOM! *shakes fist*). And the…

Indeed. Well I will be the first to admit when I wrong. Thanks for clarifying that point. This is something that is relatively new to me and I'm trying my best to understand. I apologize to all who were offended by my ignorance.

Once in my 20s a guy in a bar who I hadn't been talking to at all asked for my phone number and I politely said no. He said, "Yeah, well, you're ugly anyway." What are you, 11 years old?