This is the most generic list I've ever read. Its so generic I'm more offended by that than the sexism.

Tim Tebow: [reads headline, "Player Lights Up One Direction Member"]

Too difficult for me to understand.

Am I having a nightmare in which something I wrote during my freshman year of high school got published on the internet?

Emewgency? Really? Not Catastrophe? Acatcident? Purrdicament? Calam-kitty? Clawndry? Kituation? Come on now.

Well, I'm normally an approved commenter, and this got demoted to the greys for some reason, so I thought maybe it was because I looked like I was trying to bag on the Jets or something? Thus the edit. :)

Actually, I'm pretty pumped to have some nice items to choose from for my Giants fan mom for xmas. Though, I don't know how I'll ever top the very large Eli face FatHead I got her last year.

In Giants stadium during the game they always flash on the screen an ad that says: "Confused? Join us for Ladies Football Bootcamp with the NFL, learn the rules to enjoy the game!' Enraging.

""I always tell single girls, you're more approachable if you're wearing your Jets clothes," Johnson says."

"embracing female “fandom” represents a multi-layer opportunity for the NFL. . ."

Commenting mainly to leave this awesome response.

this is from me:

Have ya'll seen her post from 2011 http://givenbreath.com/2011/12/08/i-s…

Really really praying for the day one (or all) of the Hall boys come out as gay.

I wish people like this would hurry up and get raptured already ...

Background: The Presbyterian Church in America (PCA), of which this woman's church is a part, split off of the largest Presbyterian Church (the PCUSA), because they didn't want to ordain women as ministers. Like, blocking the ordination of women is literally why they were formed.

I'm feeling rabble-rousey today. I hope this stupid lady finds this send-up of her stupid blog post, and proceeds to post a million stupid, angry things in the greys.

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