Asking me to spell the names of all the guys I've boned? nada. nope. not even. I can't spell my coworkers names and I have to email them all the time.

I just wikipedia'd that. Someone move this rock so I can crawl out from under it. Sheesh!

How did I miss that Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy were dating? Guess I should put on the 2nd Law for another listen? I mean, it was AWFUL.

I was going to say this sounds like an Onion headline, then remembered they had their own sexxxxy reality tv show (parody). It was the best.

I too would like this, but am afraid I would devolve into a fit of laughter. Which could probably stand to be on that list of how to emasculated a man. Laugh during sex.

I clicked through to the link. WHY? WHY!?!

Dear Mr. Moore. Your words cut as deep as this doorstop.

That's actually really amazing. I retract my previous statement!

Actually I have landed in the hospital for a mosquito bite. I was in China and apparently the bugs there are large and in charge. Probably had about 8 bites on one arm when I noticed it started turning purple. My poor grandma takes one look at me and calls my aunt who happens to be a pediatrician. So we hop in a cab…

Oh wow. I need to go to your vet. It cost me $70 for my cat... But this was 6 years ago.

There needs to be a button on my keyboard that just inserts the phrase "This has never been nor will ever be a *news* site. If you want news go elsewhere. We here want gossip from a blog." because its like every 2 posts now.

When did microchipping (something that is extraordinarily expense and rather stupid considering how few places actually look for it) become a necessary thing in having a pet? I have a cat and that was very much an optional thing.

That statement was written by a lawyer, not a PR person. Eesh, they need to get someone to help them with tone.

Or

Neither lower nor upper, this G is the latest trend in middle-case letters.

What elitist crap. Culturally, I have always been expected to live in a small 2-bedroom apartment or condo with my parents and my spouse and probably have a kid by now in my later 20's. So I would obviously not be deemed worthy of providing a loving home to a dog.

The Bitch got Karma'd

The Cut spoke with Chase Kusero

Same here. I think he expected a slightly older person considering it was the middle of the day and a land line.

No question. I just wanted to say I discovered thanks to your recent book launch that we share a few acquaintences (oh facebook). One of whom is in the process of ditching her crazy Brooklyn apartment to move to Santa Cruz...