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I clicked on this link about a "bus full of bunnies" because I thought it meant literal rabbits overflowing from a vehicle, but it's Playboy bunnies :( [Page Six]

I am so happy right now.

That's not right...

Well, then, what exactly is Dan Le Batard, who turned over his ballot to Deadspin and got plenty of attention for explaining that his vote has "gotten pretty worthless in the avalanche of sanctimony that has swallowed it."

Gosh, you really are terribly insightful.

My friend's grandmother looked outside at the 18 degree weather, shivered a little and said "so much for global warming, eh?"

Did someone say ALL THAT?

3. Pennypinch on tip money for brunch when I know you live in a $3,900/month apartment.

No I'm pretty sure you can trace all 27 comments on this thread to 1 or 2 IP addresses. People are really THAT bored all the time.

I made the mistake of clicking through and reading most of that piece. My mouth is still agape with displeasure.

While I lived on the East Coast and my mom was in California, I'd be sent gifts via UPS. And apparently my mom's only understanding of New York was that it was cold. So I just kept getting cold-weather items. Over the years I ammassed 3 sweaters, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat, 2 coats, countless socks and a heated blanket

My mom also forgets to actually start a conversation with "so I saw on facebook" and just let me assume she heard something about me. I've also been friends with my friends' moms and have had increasingly frustrating interactions. Like them telling me to tell my friend that pictures from Thanksgiving are now available

WHEN DID EWAN BREAK UP WITH ME?

No matter how many years I've been in this country and how much schooling I've had in it, there are still many turns of phrase I found myself scratching my head at.

Hey Simon! I think you mean "Colored people, by contrast are beautiful and magical" just not magical enough for Barney's.

English is so curious sometimes. Warms the bivalves of my heart. How romantic!!!!!

Being a non-native English speaker, I'm afraid to ask what a Cockle may be. If I google it will my life forever be altered?

Came here to ask this.

Yes! Everything seemed ok, except that lip. Needed a blue undertone. This is why stylists need a class in color theory.